Here’s an interesting article about a roadside attraction that is famous for no reason other than it’s own declaration of fame. The article is almost 10 years old, so thanks to SUPER PHIL PHANATIC @jackiegirl1982 for digging through the depths of the internet and sharing it with me.
I am so honored to be a part of Sammy Slims newest hot sound “Slow Down.” I’m a featured rapper at the 43 second mark, allowing me to check an item off my Fucket List! This is truly a wonderful day and I will be celebrating with a 2-liter of Pepsi and some Coke.
As of right now everyone’s favorite game can now be played on Facebook too! Check out the rules for the Phil Sightings game here.
Kim is famous for few reasons, but not famous for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON like I am. She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and cleverly took advantage of that. I was born in the basement of some dude’s house while my mom heated a spoon over a candle. I didn’t have all the advantages that Kim had, yet I still managed to become really really famous.
Don’t hate on someone just because they are famous. Hate on them for having ugly personalities. Truth.
The site has been getting a lot more traffic lately so I wanted to make a quick post welcoming everyone. Welcome.
So what is this place? It’s a chronicle of the steps I have taken to attain such widespread celebrity and the steps I am taking to reach even further into the Clebrosphere. So, have a look around and don’t hesitate to hit me up if you are need of a celebrity for any reason. That’s what I’m here for. I’m THE PEOPLE”S CELEBRITY. A regular guy, just like you (unless you’re a gal), who just happens to be famous.
Hey Phanatics! With your help I am fast approaching my goal of getting 5 million Twitter followers. I’m thinking about throwing a party for the 5 millionth follower, or at least giving a prize. Maybe a jet ski. Or something practical like a waffle iron. Leave your suggestions in the comments section, or better yet, send me a tweet.
Also, don’t forget to play the #PhilSighting game. The reward for participating is a free personalized poem, but if that’s not your bag I am now offering to buy you a taco instead.
So, as per my court ordered agreement, here is @DSD_Tees personalized poem.
There once was a man with weak knees
Who could only score women with fees
It’s been taken care of
Now girls try to tear off
The shirt he got from @DSD_Tees
There you go @DSD_Tees. I hope you enjoyed your personalized limerick! Thanks for playing along, and keep the #PhilSightings coming!
The online fight between Ariana Grande and I has gotten really bad lately. I am not going to go into great detail about it here for fear of making it worse, but things have been said that I am sure we both regret. There can be no winner when celebrities duke it out in public and I apologize for behaving this way. This is a public appeal for Ariana to accept my apologies, and I in turn will accept hers. We can put this behind us, and I can move on to fighting with other celebrities who are actually assholes. Like maybe Kylie Jenner. Wanna fight online, Kylie?
I have recently reached out to Dr. Erin Meyers, a professor at Oakland University in Michigan, asking if she needs any assistance teaching her course HC 201 Stardom and Celebrity. Dr. Meyers is an expert on celebrities and celebrity culture and I would truly be honored if I could share some of the things I’ve learned as a famously famous person with her or her students. My fingers are crossed and I’ll keep all you Phil Phanatics posted if and when I hear back from Dr. Meyers.
Thank you Jackie for always believing in me. Thanks to my friend Dano for telling me about Twitter in the first place. Thanks Mom and Dad for bringing me up middle class so that I could afford to see a dermatologist (Shout out to Dr. Feingold! And Accutane!).
I feel like I’m soaring through the clouds in an airplane made from unicorn horns!